The best things in my white trash life right now are:
Anticipating the breathless night I'm about to have by starting with a little foreplay of working late at the office until the lights go out and I can't figure out how to turn them back on. (That's why I have the word "Senior" in my title.)
I'm finally home and kicking back watching the premier of Jay Leno Primetime with a thermos of $4 Trader Joe wine and a Child's Play bag of Tootsie Rolls for dinner. Then every few minutes I throw in yelling at the dogs for playing rough house in the trailer and screeching at funny Dan Finnerty and his hose.
So... I have a pitiful life. I know. Wait... pause... time for another cup of Joe.
Jay needs a haircut.
Speaking of haircut. Josie told me the other day that she noticed that J.D. is growing back his mullet.
J.D.: It's NOT a mullet! It's natural sunscreen.
That's ok, Honey, I had to Google "What Happened to Taylor Swift" today. Umm, it's a mullet.
Aside: I'm wondering if my kid aspires to be on Jay Walking since she aspires to be on Taxi Cab Confessions.
My double wide is white with a flatbed trailer and 4-wheelers in the yard.
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Don't feel bad! I can't get those damned lights on either. I'm sitting at home watching crime shows in the dark with my dog! I forgot to pour the wine.
Is there a Trader Joes in SLC now? Or is this imported $4 wine?
I'm going to bring you back a bottle of baijiu, the Chinese liquor.
I am recalling fondly from thousands of miles away the days of leaving when the heat and lights went off at night. Sending you all my good wishes for this OE season.
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Lights on. You're a hero. Let's spend our OE time training tadaki to dominate that one.
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